Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Joke Time!

My gorgeous friend Vanessa sent this to my email.
Have a hearty laugh!


A store that sells new husbands, has opened in New
York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among
the instructions at the entrance is a description of how
the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors
and the value of the products increase as the shopper
ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a
particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next
floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a
husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor,
the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
"That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more."
So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are
Extremely Good Looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids,
Drop-dead gorgeous,
Good Looking and Help With Housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are
Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong
Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth
floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as
proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping
at the Husband Store.


To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner
opened a NEW WIVES STORE  just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have
money and like beer.

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never
been visited.

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