Joke Time!

My gorgeous friend Vanessa sent this to my email.

Have a hearty laugh!

THE HUSBANDS STORE

A store that sells new husbands, has opened in New

York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among

the instructions at the entrance is a description of how

the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors

and the value of the products increase as the shopper

ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a

particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next

floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the

building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a

husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor,

where

the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

"That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more."

So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are

Extremely Good Looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids,

Drop-dead gorgeous,

Good Looking and Help With Housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are

Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong

Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth

floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.

There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as

proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping

at the Husband Store.

PLEASE NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner

opened a NEW WIVES STORE  just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have

money and like beer.

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never

been visited.