Let me share these jokes. I got them at work one night and I brought home copies to for hubby. He laughed out loud while reading them so I thought to post them here.
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him up at 5:00am for an early business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me up at 5:00am." he left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00am and he had missed his flight.
Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00am. Wake up."
Wife Vs. Husband
A couple drove down a country road several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relative of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied. And after a pause added, "they are in-laws."
Understanding Women (A Man's Perspective)
I know I am not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of spider.
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding the items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?", I asked. "No", she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."