This Crack Me Up

I would like to share this joke which I got from my email.

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, ... "Ma'am I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea, she replied "Just for tonight, ... let's pretend that we're married."

'Wow! That's a great idea!’, he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied, "Get your own f#$%ing blanket!"

After a moment, ... he farted.

The End

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